ABOUT ME
Coffee, Cats, & Copywriting: Welcome to My World
I’m Kane!
I’m a word junkie with an insatiable appetite for books, an introvert who somehow morphs into a social butterfly at social gatherings, and a certified cat whisperer (sorry, dogs).
CONFESSION TIME: I grade copy like my cat judges my breakfast choices.
Brutally honest, but with your best interests at heart.
When I’m not writing convert-or-die copy for entrepreneurs who are too brilliant to sound boring online, I’m:
- Convincing my cat that client calls are not the perfect time for an impromptu concert
- Hoarding copywriting books like my cat hoards hair ties
- Testing whether my cat or my copy has a higher conversion rate (jury’s still out)
My idea of thrill-seeking involves unraveling plot twists, not scaling cliffs – I’ll take my adventures safely bound between covers, thank you very much.
My dream? To free dive. My reality? I get nervous in the deep end of the pool.
But hey, we all need goals, right?
Now, I know as a writer there’s no such thing as too much info (but I guess it’s time for me to move on).
... WHY ME? (besides being fluent in both cat AND algorithm-friendly punchlines)
Here’s my not-so-secret sauce:
→ I’m that friend who can turn your 3 AM voice note rambles into website copy that sounds like you on your most caffeinated, confident day
→ My superpower? Making SEO-friendly content that doesn’t read like it was written by a robot who once heard about human emotions
→ From funnel copy to social captions, I’ve got more tools in my content kit than my cat has hiding spots for hair ties (and trust me, that’s A LOT)
THE TRUTH? While everyone else is out there playing copycat with trending templates, I’m here creating content that makes both Google and your dream clients do a double-take.
I’m basically your brand’s personal translator – turning your genius into words that work (while my cat judges my headline choices from his keyboard throne) 😏
In A Nutshell
My goal is to become your go-to copywriter.
It's time to be the industry standout you were meant to be.
MY MISSION
To help you tell your story so well, customers can’t help but notice. No sleazy sales tricks – just real talk that works and feels right.
holistic copy,
words that sound like you,
not a freaking robot & above all excellence
That's me in a nutshell. Your turn.
I’ll help you tell your story, shout it from the rooftops, and make your ideal clients lean in close.
